Clearing tables for cocktail party guests requires discipline and self-control. Hopefully you don’t lose your balance and bump into a pretentious guest holding a glass of Sauvignon Blanc, but regardless, we are grateful for your generosity. Busboys receive credit in the "Thanks" section of the ending credits. 

Hosting our formal celebration starts with you. As the first impression to our guests, your responsibility, although sometimes overlooked, is essential to a well-oiled function. Please be careful with our guest’s cars.

Valet Drivers will receive:

1. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

2. Credit in the "Thanks" section of the ending credits.

A caterer is the foundation of any fashionable event. If it were not for them, people would not be fed. And their outfits are quite adorable.

Caterers receive:

1. A 'secret admirer' letter to the person of your choosing. We'll make sure it's extra cheesy :)

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

3. Credit in the "Thanks" section of the end credits.

There's nothing more important than a bartender at an upscale dinner party. Not only is he in charge of serving all guests that approach him, but is also responsible for keeping spirits high.

Bartenders will receive:

1. A portrait pencil sketch of your beautiful face, much like this example: 

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

3. Credit in the "Special Thanks" section of the end credits 

Congratulations, you've been invited! Needless to say, the party would be lacking if it weren't for your attendance. 

Guests will receive: 

1. A glitter bomb to the friend, enemy, co-worker, boss, or any other person of your choosing. Just give me the address, and the recipient will be covered in sparkly glitter when they open our secret package! You may choose between this and a pencil sketch portrait of yourself or a loved one.

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

3. Credit in the "Special Thanks" section of the end credits

It is an honor to have you at the event. You are a person of high esteem and we are happy to have you in our company.

Special Guests receive:

1. A renaissance portrait of your beautiful face, much like this example: 

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

3. A wrap-party invitation

4. Credit in the "Special Thanks" section of the end credits

The host is not only responsible for funding the party and housing the guests, but also sets the mood and the tempo for the entire evening. 

Hosts will receive:

1. Credit as an "Associate Producer" in the ending credits

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs" upon its completion

3. A wrap-party invitation

4. A digital 'oil canvas painting' of your pet, much like this one: 

5. A lunch date with the key creative team

The president has total authority inside and outside the office. You call the shots. You're in charge. 

A president will receive:  

1. A glitter bomb to the friend, enemy, co-worker, boss, or any other person of your choosing. Just give me the address, and the recipient will be covered in sparkly glitter when they open our secret package!

2. Choose between a renaissance portrait, pencil sketch portrait, and digital oil painting of your pet

3. Credit as an "Executive Producer" in the ending credits

4. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs" upon its completion

5. A wrap-party invitation

6. A lunch date with the key creative team

Clearing tables for cocktail party guests requires discipline and self-control. Hopefully you don’t lose your balance and bump into a pretentious guest holding a glass of Sauvignon Blanc, but regardless, we are grateful for your generosity. Busboys receive credit in the "Thanks" section of the ending credits. 

Hosting our formal celebration starts with you. As the first impression to our guests, your responsibility, although sometimes overlooked, is essential to a well-oiled function. Please be careful with our guest’s cars.

Valet Drivers will receive:

1. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

2. Credit in the "Thanks" section of the ending credits.

A caterer is the foundation of any fashionable event. If it were not for them, people would not be fed. And their outfits are quite adorable.

Caterers receive:

1. A 'secret admirer' letter to the person of your choosing. We'll make sure it's extra cheesy :)

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

3. Credit in the "Thanks" section of the end credits.

There's nothing more important than a bartender at an upscale dinner party. Not only is he in charge of serving all guests that approach him, but is also responsible for keeping spirits high.

Bartenders will receive:

1. A portrait pencil sketch of your beautiful face, much like this example: 

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

3. Credit in the "Special Thanks" section of the end credits 

Congratulations, you've been invited! Needless to say, the party would be lacking if it weren't for your attendance. 

Guests will receive: 

1. A glitter bomb to the friend, enemy, co-worker, boss, or any other person of your choosing. Just give me the address, and the recipient will be covered in sparkly glitter when they open our secret package! You may choose between this and a pencil sketch portrait of yourself or a loved one.

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

3. Credit in the "Special Thanks" section of the end credits

It is an honor to have you at the event. You are a person of high esteem and we are happy to have you in our company.

Special Guests receive:

1. A renaissance portrait of your beautiful face, much like this example: 

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

3. A wrap-party invitation

4. Credit in the "Special Thanks" section of the end credits

The host is not only responsible for funding the party and housing the guests, but also sets the mood and the tempo for the entire evening. 

Hosts will receive:

1. Credit as an "Associate Producer" in the ending credits

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs" upon its completion

3. A wrap-party invitation

4. A digital 'oil canvas painting' of your pet, much like this one: 

5. A lunch date with the key creative team

The president has total authority inside and outside the office. You call the shots. You're in charge. 

A president will receive:  

1. A glitter bomb to the friend, enemy, co-worker, boss, or any other person of your choosing. Just give me the address, and the recipient will be covered in sparkly glitter when they open our secret package!

2. Choose between a renaissance portrait, pencil sketch portrait, and digital oil painting of your pet

3. Credit as an "Executive Producer" in the ending credits

4. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs" upon its completion

5. A wrap-party invitation

6. A lunch date with the key creative team

Clearing tables for cocktail party guests requires discipline and self-control. Hopefully you don’t lose your balance and bump into a pretentious guest holding a glass of Sauvignon Blanc, but regardless, we are grateful for your generosity. Busboys receive credit in the "Thanks" section of the ending credits. 

Hosting our formal celebration starts with you. As the first impression to our guests, your responsibility, although sometimes overlooked, is essential to a well-oiled function. Please be careful with our guest’s cars.

Valet Drivers will receive:

1. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

2. Credit in the "Thanks" section of the ending credits.

A caterer is the foundation of any fashionable event. If it were not for them, people would not be fed. And their outfits are quite adorable.

Caterers receive:

1. A 'secret admirer' letter to the person of your choosing. We'll make sure it's extra cheesy :)

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

3. Credit in the "Thanks" section of the end credits.

There's nothing more important than a bartender at an upscale dinner party. Not only is he in charge of serving all guests that approach him, but is also responsible for keeping spirits high.

Bartenders will receive:

1. A portrait pencil sketch of your beautiful face, much like this example: 

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

3. Credit in the "Special Thanks" section of the end credits 

Congratulations, you've been invited! Needless to say, the party would be lacking if it weren't for your attendance. 

Guests will receive: 

1. A glitter bomb to the friend, enemy, co-worker, boss, or any other person of your choosing. Just give me the address, and the recipient will be covered in sparkly glitter when they open our secret package! You may choose between this and a pencil sketch portrait of yourself or a loved one.

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

3. Credit in the "Special Thanks" section of the end credits

It is an honor to have you at the event. You are a person of high esteem and we are happy to have you in our company.

Special Guests receive:

1. A renaissance portrait of your beautiful face, much like this example: 

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs"

3. A wrap-party invitation

4. Credit in the "Special Thanks" section of the end credits

The host is not only responsible for funding the party and housing the guests, but also sets the mood and the tempo for the entire evening. 

Hosts will receive:

1. Credit as an "Associate Producer" in the ending credits

2. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs" upon its completion

3. A wrap-party invitation

4. A digital 'oil canvas painting' of your pet, much like this one: 

5. A lunch date with the key creative team

The president has total authority inside and outside the office. You call the shots. You're in charge. 

A president will receive:  

1. A glitter bomb to the friend, enemy, co-worker, boss, or any other person of your choosing. Just give me the address, and the recipient will be covered in sparkly glitter when they open our secret package!

2. Choose between a renaissance portrait, pencil sketch portrait, and digital oil painting of your pet

3. Credit as an "Executive Producer" in the ending credits

4. A password-protected link to "Brutal Affairs" upon its completion

5. A wrap-party invitation

6. A lunch date with the key creative team