• Shoutout — Get several seratonins by receiving a shoutout of gratitude on Instagram
• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

• Join A Cult —We'll send you a digital Cult of Lord Petra Client Management Services ID card with your picture and a custom title!
• Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in the credits of the episode, and they will think "Wow! My friend is cool!"

— PLUS —

• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

✦ SPECIAL EDITION REWARD ✦

Howdy, it's Isabella — whichever divine being is in charge of the comedy in this universe is apparently a big fan of our project because when I launched this campaign — a project about chronic illness by disabled artists — I was doing it was from the Radiology Department. Supremely on-brand. In said Radiology Department I found out that I have FIVE kidney stones....F I V E. I have more rocks in my organs than ABBA has members. And so, while I manage both my chronic pain and this campaign, I'm doing the only natural thing to do:

I'm selling them.

For the LOW LOW PRICE of $26 you can NAME MY KIDNEY STONES! Thinking of buying the naming rights to a star for your girlfriends birthday? BLEGH! GET HER WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS: A KIDNEY STONE.

You'll receive a certificate of authenticity and the exclusive right to name one of five of the rocks.

It's likely going to take a few invasive surgeries to deal with them all, and for all you freaks out there thinking it (/j), no you won't receive the physical stone.......the hospital won't let me keep them.

✦ UPDATE ✦

I just got my CT scans back and it turns out it's NOT five stones...it's one GINORMOUS one. On the CT scan the "staghorn" stone takes up roughly 50% of my left kidney. That's not a freakin kidney stone. It's a kidney boulder. A kidney Stone Mountain, GA. The Mega Stone. So this reward will now be updated to reflect the new number of available stones to name: ONE. ONE STONE TO RULE THEM ALL,AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM.

Your Message Written On A Lemon And Chucked Into The Ocean — You tell us a special message, a wish, a curse, a momento, and we will write it onto a lemon and chuck it into the ocean; you will receive a special video of your lemon in its final moments

— PLUS —

Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in the credits of the episode, and they will think "Wow! My friend is cool"

Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

There are only 15 openings available for this tier, so if you want it, don’t wait!

PS. We did the research to ensure that lemon-chucking is not harmful to marine wildlife

• Custom Pet Portrait — Get a custom portrait of your pet painted in the style of the show! If you don't have a pet yourself, it makes a great gift for a loved one who does have a pet! If neither you nor a loved one have any pets...I'm sorry about the sad life you live.

— PLUS —

• Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in the credits of the episode, and they will think "Wow! My friend is cool!"
• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

• Join A Cult —We'll send you a physical Cult of Lord Petra Client Management Services ID card with your picture and a custom title!

— PLUS —

• Big Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in BIG credits of the episode, and they will think "Holy SHIT! My friend is SO cool"
• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

This is the back of the card, which you don't get to see with a digital copy ;)

• Be Animated Into The Show As An Extra — Have you ever wanted someone to draw you? Have you ever wanted to be in a TV show? Kill two birds with one stone by being drawn into the first episode of Supercrip as a background character!

— PLUS —

• Big Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in BIG credits of the episode, and they will think "Holy SHIT! My friend is SO cool"
• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

• ALL of the previous perks COMBINED
• Associative Producer Credit — Show off to your friends (and make your LinkedIn followers jealous) that your name is in THE BIGGEST CREDITS of the episode, and they will think "Dear God! My friend...my friend, they....I can't believe...is what I'm seeing an illusion? Is it some sunshine of the mind casting prismatic-rainbows through mine eyes...Some love for them that projects from subconscious to extraconscious...Am I deceived by my own hunger for joy that I would mistakenly read their name under the Executive Producer credits?....No. No it must be true...damn, my friend is so fucking cool."

• Shoutout — Get several seratonins by receiving a shoutout of gratitude on Instagram
• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

• Join A Cult —We'll send you a digital Cult of Lord Petra Client Management Services ID card with your picture and a custom title!
• Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in the credits of the episode, and they will think "Wow! My friend is cool!"

— PLUS —

• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

✦ SPECIAL EDITION REWARD ✦

Howdy, it's Isabella — whichever divine being is in charge of the comedy in this universe is apparently a big fan of our project because when I launched this campaign — a project about chronic illness by disabled artists — I was doing it was from the Radiology Department. Supremely on-brand. In said Radiology Department I found out that I have FIVE kidney stones....F I V E. I have more rocks in my organs than ABBA has members. And so, while I manage both my chronic pain and this campaign, I'm doing the only natural thing to do:

I'm selling them.

For the LOW LOW PRICE of $26 you can NAME MY KIDNEY STONES! Thinking of buying the naming rights to a star for your girlfriends birthday? BLEGH! GET HER WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS: A KIDNEY STONE.

You'll receive a certificate of authenticity and the exclusive right to name one of five of the rocks.

It's likely going to take a few invasive surgeries to deal with them all, and for all you freaks out there thinking it (/j), no you won't receive the physical stone.......the hospital won't let me keep them.

✦ UPDATE ✦

I just got my CT scans back and it turns out it's NOT five stones...it's one GINORMOUS one. On the CT scan the "staghorn" stone takes up roughly 50% of my left kidney. That's not a freakin kidney stone. It's a kidney boulder. A kidney Stone Mountain, GA. The Mega Stone. So this reward will now be updated to reflect the new number of available stones to name: ONE. ONE STONE TO RULE THEM ALL,AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM.

Your Message Written On A Lemon And Chucked Into The Ocean — You tell us a special message, a wish, a curse, a momento, and we will write it onto a lemon and chuck it into the ocean; you will receive a special video of your lemon in its final moments

— PLUS —

Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in the credits of the episode, and they will think "Wow! My friend is cool"

Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

There are only 15 openings available for this tier, so if you want it, don’t wait!

PS. We did the research to ensure that lemon-chucking is not harmful to marine wildlife

• Custom Pet Portrait — Get a custom portrait of your pet painted in the style of the show! If you don't have a pet yourself, it makes a great gift for a loved one who does have a pet! If neither you nor a loved one have any pets...I'm sorry about the sad life you live.

— PLUS —

• Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in the credits of the episode, and they will think "Wow! My friend is cool!"
• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

• Join A Cult —We'll send you a physical Cult of Lord Petra Client Management Services ID card with your picture and a custom title!

— PLUS —

• Big Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in BIG credits of the episode, and they will think "Holy SHIT! My friend is SO cool"
• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

This is the back of the card, which you don't get to see with a digital copy ;)

• Be Animated Into The Show As An Extra — Have you ever wanted someone to draw you? Have you ever wanted to be in a TV show? Kill two birds with one stone by being drawn into the first episode of Supercrip as a background character!

— PLUS —

• Big Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in BIG credits of the episode, and they will think "Holy SHIT! My friend is SO cool"
• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

• ALL of the previous perks COMBINED
• Associative Producer Credit — Show off to your friends (and make your LinkedIn followers jealous) that your name is in THE BIGGEST CREDITS of the episode, and they will think "Dear God! My friend...my friend, they....I can't believe...is what I'm seeing an illusion? Is it some sunshine of the mind casting prismatic-rainbows through mine eyes...Some love for them that projects from subconscious to extraconscious...Am I deceived by my own hunger for joy that I would mistakenly read their name under the Executive Producer credits?....No. No it must be true...damn, my friend is so fucking cool."

• Shoutout — Get several seratonins by receiving a shoutout of gratitude on Instagram
• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

• Join A Cult —We'll send you a digital Cult of Lord Petra Client Management Services ID card with your picture and a custom title!
• Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in the credits of the episode, and they will think "Wow! My friend is cool!"

— PLUS —

• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

✦ SPECIAL EDITION REWARD ✦

Howdy, it's Isabella — whichever divine being is in charge of the comedy in this universe is apparently a big fan of our project because when I launched this campaign — a project about chronic illness by disabled artists — I was doing it was from the Radiology Department. Supremely on-brand. In said Radiology Department I found out that I have FIVE kidney stones....F I V E. I have more rocks in my organs than ABBA has members. And so, while I manage both my chronic pain and this campaign, I'm doing the only natural thing to do:

I'm selling them.

For the LOW LOW PRICE of $26 you can NAME MY KIDNEY STONES! Thinking of buying the naming rights to a star for your girlfriends birthday? BLEGH! GET HER WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS: A KIDNEY STONE.

You'll receive a certificate of authenticity and the exclusive right to name one of five of the rocks.

It's likely going to take a few invasive surgeries to deal with them all, and for all you freaks out there thinking it (/j), no you won't receive the physical stone.......the hospital won't let me keep them.

✦ UPDATE ✦

I just got my CT scans back and it turns out it's NOT five stones...it's one GINORMOUS one. On the CT scan the "staghorn" stone takes up roughly 50% of my left kidney. That's not a freakin kidney stone. It's a kidney boulder. A kidney Stone Mountain, GA. The Mega Stone. So this reward will now be updated to reflect the new number of available stones to name: ONE. ONE STONE TO RULE THEM ALL,AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM.

Your Message Written On A Lemon And Chucked Into The Ocean — You tell us a special message, a wish, a curse, a momento, and we will write it onto a lemon and chuck it into the ocean; you will receive a special video of your lemon in its final moments

— PLUS —

Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in the credits of the episode, and they will think "Wow! My friend is cool"

Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

There are only 15 openings available for this tier, so if you want it, don’t wait!

PS. We did the research to ensure that lemon-chucking is not harmful to marine wildlife

• Custom Pet Portrait — Get a custom portrait of your pet painted in the style of the show! If you don't have a pet yourself, it makes a great gift for a loved one who does have a pet! If neither you nor a loved one have any pets...I'm sorry about the sad life you live.

— PLUS —

• Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in the credits of the episode, and they will think "Wow! My friend is cool!"
• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

• Join A Cult —We'll send you a physical Cult of Lord Petra Client Management Services ID card with your picture and a custom title!

— PLUS —

• Big Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in BIG credits of the episode, and they will think "Holy SHIT! My friend is SO cool"
• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

This is the back of the card, which you don't get to see with a digital copy ;)

• Be Animated Into The Show As An Extra — Have you ever wanted someone to draw you? Have you ever wanted to be in a TV show? Kill two birds with one stone by being drawn into the first episode of Supercrip as a background character!

— PLUS —

• Big Credits — Show off to your friends that your name is in BIG credits of the episode, and they will think "Holy SHIT! My friend is SO cool"
• Early Access — Early access to the online premiere of the episode

• ALL of the previous perks COMBINED
• Associative Producer Credit — Show off to your friends (and make your LinkedIn followers jealous) that your name is in THE BIGGEST CREDITS of the episode, and they will think "Dear God! My friend...my friend, they....I can't believe...is what I'm seeing an illusion? Is it some sunshine of the mind casting prismatic-rainbows through mine eyes...Some love for them that projects from subconscious to extraconscious...Am I deceived by my own hunger for joy that I would mistakenly read their name under the Executive Producer credits?....No. No it must be true...damn, my friend is so fucking cool."